school project

here is a story that I had to write for school that is about my headaches



The mystery of the aching cranium



Headaches for me, are a big deal. I seem to get them all the time, and I can never seem to get the to go away. My name is Blanie Nick, I am a detective my own world, in the Land of Troubles! People here always have troubles, but they never seem to be easy problems, so my life is filled with other peoples worries, and my headaches don't help me with it much. They usually stress me out more and ruin my day and my job. I decided to get the bottom of MY problem. First I kept a journal of what I ate every day and when I got headaches. But soon I lost track of what I was eating and I thought that maybe I should stop, because it was just stressing me out even more with trying to remember! So there I was, time to move on to plan B! I was tired of having Tylenol five times a day. So I decided to see what my headaches instead of what fixed them. As I moved on with my life, I kept a close watch on my headaches, and then I met a man! His name was Mr. Can'tseemtogetitright. Welllllll...his name seemed a bit long, so I shortened it to Mr.Right instead. He seemed to like that instead of Mr.Can't, which was what I was originally what I was going to call him. He had come up with this formula which he said kept you healthy and to keep headaches away. I really didn't think that it would work, but I thought that it wouldn't hurt to give it a try...or would it? I decided to take the risk, and brought home the formula. In the morning I took some, along with my new vitamin that I had started to take every day, and when I woke up the next morning, I just had a little bit of a headache! The formula was working! But then why did I still have a little bit of a headache? Was it because of the pills? I did not take them the next day, and sure enough...my headache was gone! So! I had found out one thing that caused my headaches, but only one! I didn't know if ther was andy more, but I had to make sure! I decided to take a rest the next day to reward myself for the little bit of success. So I stayed up late and watched a show that I had always had wanted to see, and went to bed at midnight. I loved to eat junk food, and as you can guess, I wake up the next morning with a pounding headache! I guess those pills were not my only problen, I need to eat healthy to, and go to bed earlyer. (groan) So that marked two more off my list, but I still felt like something was missing. I needed to add something else to mu list. So here I am....stuck. But as my life goes on, I bet I will find more and more things that cause my headaches. Now solving other peoples problems arn't as hard andy more, because I solved my own.

The End

And there is my story....some of the story is a bit twisted but some is true.

Does any of you know any more things on how to fix headaches?

Also, what do I need to work on in my story writing?

question of the week

how do you know when sour cream has gone sour, if it is already sour when you buy it?

joke of the week

here is this weeks joke

a dog with a broken hand comes in to the bar and puts his cast up on the table. The Bartender says, "you look perty rough!" "yep" says the dog. " you new here?" " yep" says the dog, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"


ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I love that one

sorry about all my jokes being about bartenders lately

Proverbs 30:18-20

18There are three that are beyond me and fourth that I do not know: 19the way of an eagle in the heavens; the way of a snake upon a rock; the way of a ship in the heart of the sea; and the way of a man with a young woman. 20Such is the way of the adulterous woman: She eats and wipes her mouth and says, " I have done no wrong."

The things in verse 19 are things that when happen there is no covering them up. Verse 20 says 'she eats and wipes her mouth and says, " I have done no wrong" ', which means that the adulterers wipe their mouths to show no sign of the feast that they have had. But God will always know what we have done as if we were a snake on the rock or a eagle in the heavens.

Challenge of the week

HEre is your challenge of the week

now these are just random words it is just some thing I have to do for school



cow cow
sayying cow
person cow
this cow
got cow
I cow
long cow
how cow
look cow

first read it like "cow cow, sayying cow" l-r
then say it like "cow cow, cow sayying" r-l
say it like "cow saying" L down, R down
say it like "cow cow cow cow" R up, L up









HAH!!!!!!

Poem

The Ocean

Crystal clear, glassy green,

other times an aquamarine.

Plunging against the side of the boat,

wondering if it will stay afloat.

Many white horses*, raging and wild,

on the shore , many rocks are piled.

And all at once, the waves are calm,

and on the shore, the waving palms.

*Waves with white crests.

And there is my poem that I wrote after going on the cruise to the Caribbean. It did not take me very long to do it.

oooooooo scary!

Here are my brothers a while ago at a monster truck rally. They look like ogres with their earplugs in!

more stuff from the gallary

OK OK OK I have done some sewing in my lifetime.:)
Here are some shells that we got from the Caribbean. We all made a box with our favorites

HA HA! Just kidding! I wish I was that good though.

Art Gallary

Here is a ocean scene....not the best I have done

Here is a scene of Nassau, Bahamas. I copyed it from a pic we took when we were there.
Here is another scene from the caribbean. Can't remember excatly where.
Here is my bucket painting :)

joke of the week

Jokes are fun! Jokes are funny, and they cheer you up after that sad story.

one day a man went up to a bar tender and said, "I bet you a beer that I can bite my left eye!" "Well, no one can reach up there with thier mouth and bite their eye. It's a deal!" So the man took out his eye and bit it. "Well! That was a glass eye!" And the man got his beer. Later the same man came and said "I bet you a free beer that I can bite my right eye!" "Well you can't have TWO glass eyes! It's a deal!" So the man took out his false teeth and bit his right eye.


haha ha ha

I hope you understand the joke. Read it out loud to your self and you will understand it alot more then if you just read it to your self (that made no sense).

The nickels and the ark

A few weeks ago we had a really bad flood in our marsh. We have two geese that nest in the same spot every year, and the nest always get flooded every year! It is so sad to see the eggs floating around, and to think that those poor innocent goslings are not going to hatch and live their wee little lives. I think that Fred and Edna (the geese' names, (I did not name them, our neighbours cute little girls named them)) are about to give up even trying to have offspring next year.

If you look closely in the pictures, the garbage can and the bench are both under water! It was fun to go out there in your rubber boots and pretend it was a boat!

Challenge of the day

Here is your challenge:

issue
issue
issue
issue
issue
issue
issue
issue
issue
issue


this one is a bit hard

yesterdays answer was 'head over heals'

I think I will start making these once a week
I hope that ok with you

question of the week

yo all

I have a question for all of you, and you must try and answer the best that you can.

You have died and God allows you to do one thing....to live one day of your life over again. What day would you pick to relive? Tell me about it, think it over.

I hope all of you understand the instrucions

pics

Here are some pics that I took in the CAribbean with our new digital camera!

I love taking pictures!

cruise boat

here is a pic of our cruise boat when we went to the Caribbean!
IT was called the Voyager of the Seas

Challenge of the day

Hey all!

I thought I would start posting a challenge of the day thing every time I am here.

Here is your first challenge!

Head
____
Heals

It is not perfect but try and figure out what it says

new thing

Hey, I am kinda new to this, and so I am not really sure how everything works. But I think I will have fun with my new blog.